nat ([info]nata7lie) wrote,

this kid is the worst american evar.

okay one of the freshman comp students wrote a homework essay about the symbolism of flags. his teacher let me read this essay. i'm surprised nobody has burned it.

yeah, so the american flag is red because of the blood of patriots, white because of purity, blue because of some dumb made-up shit i didn't bother to remember... and the mexican flag? is green because of mexican envy of america's greatness etc. and green because of the marijuana they grow. and the white is for like the rio grande, which keeps the filthy immigrants from invading/infesting america. oh my DAMN, this guy is a fucker. he's all this-and-that about illegals the government supports instead of deporting, and stuff about mexicans being parasites and inferior and whatnot... he actually said something like "when i look at the american flag i feel pride. when i look at the mexican flag i feel hatred." scary, scary shit. welcome to auburn, natalie! meet the rich bush-loving warmongering hateful racist white boys! war damn eagle, bucko. war. damn. eagle.

speaking of the damn eagle, the football-weekend motor home camps are up and running. any minute now they'll be pit-roasting pigs and hooting at folks.

in other news, there is no gasoline left in the entire town/county. i may not be headed home this weekend, if folks are going to be acting like such assholes... i might get roadblocked and shot for my precious, precious petroleum... one-- greedy bastards, calm the fuck down. you've still got legs. and probably diesel trucks and battery-powered golf carts and fancy mountain bikes... two-- serves us damn right to be out of teh gas! reaping what we sow and whatnot...

went to the chunk-o-nature on campus today-- it's actually very pretty. i found the vinery, and smelled the pepper vines... and walked in a sandy bottom by some swampy-trees, and saw turtles in a pond, and watched a butterfly do this really bizarre thing with antenna movement, and generally got my feet gross and my shirt all sweaty... it's hard to teach outside and not get gross.

lunch must happen now.

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[info]imaginejen

September 1 2005, 17:49:42 UTC 6 years ago

whoa
he wrote that AND turned it in
what a dumbass

I'm glad there is some nice walking areas on campus. The gas stuff is craziness! people are freaking the hell out on campus.

[info]boxcarbrandi

September 1 2005, 20:30:45 UTC 6 years ago

I cant believe he turned that in. He has some nerve, he seems like a total ass and possibly dangerous, but he has nerve.

[info]cheshirecat82

September 2 2005, 10:45:56 UTC 6 years ago

How about red being for the blood of every immigrant America has exploited because this country was founded and still runs on cheap to free labor. White is for the purity, yeah motherfucker why don't we take a little journey back into your family tree, even good old Strom Thurmond has one admitted darkie daughter. Blue is for this guy sucks. My brother was actually telling me about this independent movie called A day without Mexicans (I think that's the title). The basic scenario is one day all the Mexicans in the entire state of California disappear without warning. Comedic chaos ensues (who will pick the fruit or watch my precious brats) and they sprinkle factoids about the number of Mexican Americans and their contributions throughout the tale. I want to find it.
Plus come on my hate mongering friend if the government really wanted to get rid of the majority of the illegal aliens they could, and it ain't no liberal let's help our fellow man bullshit that's stopping them. Your good friend Bushie and our Republican controlled Congress haven't done a damn thing about you (because I just know he's paying so much taxes)supporting all those illegals, so what's your excuse now? Liberal judges and abortion maybe?
I'm not quite sure if I'm more sad or angry.
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